A Mother Scan

I have said before I need to laugh my way through this cancer thing.

So, last week I had a voice mail from an M.O.A. (medical office assistant) and it said I was being booked for "a Mother Scan"

I know, really?  What?  I am an M.O.A., I thought I knew most of what us ladies need to know, but I had never heard of a Mother Scan.

I called the office to say I would be able to be there on the date and time--but what's the exam?  She repeated, A Mother Scan.

I said, "A Mother Scan?"

Laughter--from the M.O.A. that slowly subsides into giggles.  No, a MUgate Scan.

Oh.