You must be distracted....ah, yup.
This morning bright at early Kent and I dropped Lanette off at the airport. It was such a blessing to have her here, we laughed, we cried, we reminisced, we reconnected and love abounded.
I miss her terribly already.
My reaction to all the stuff that is going on has been unnerving to people and I think that the people around me have had a significantly more emotional reaction than I have had.
Until today.
About 2 hours after Lanette left, I found myself becoming more emotional and a little angry. I didn't like being passed over in line ups, my patience had all but dried up and I realized that I was losing my ability for self control. I recited the fruit of the spirit....over and over again....
Eventually, people became less annoying. Amazing how that works!
So when people were less annoying I decided to go grocery shopping. I got a little cart, headed to Safeway--went about picking up my veggies and a few other things I needed and proceeded to the "self checkout". The self check out fulfills a life long dream of being a check out girl. Seriously. I am not kidding. I love it.
I had stocked the cart a little more full than I had hoped and headed to my line up. The manager was there helping me as I unloaded and bagged my groceries.
I headed to my car I realized that I hadn't paid for 2x12 cans of coke, a cucumber, 2 lemons, an avocado, 4L milk jug and 2 bags of cooked shrimp.
Sigh.
So, what would you do? The manager had helped me. I had escaped and I was free to go home.
Sigh.
I walked back into the store with the goods I hadn't bought. This is just such a Kim move.
I got odd looks as I walked in with a grocery cart of groceries--from the parking lot. I found the manager and told him what had happened. He looked at me like I was nuts. He said, "You must be distracted..."
I said, "You have no idea."
He said, "Get outta here"
So I got about $50.00 worth of free groceries for being mental.
Bonus!
On the Fred front--since coming home from New York, he has been shrinking. In the words of a wonderful friend Sandy, "Fred is turning into Fre, which is turning into Fr and soon he will be just an F."
Priceless.
So tomorrow, Fred dies.
I check into Victoria General Hospital at 7.15 am and sometime after than will be put under general anesthetic, and Fred, the vicious creature will be cut from my body.
I can't wait--Fred will die!
I think we all secretly wish to be a checkout girl... Jeff doesn't get it. HAHA!
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Die Fred DIE!!!!
I am NOT Unknown!! Stupid google....
ReplyDeleteI knew it was you although--Google doesn't! I am glad I am not the only one who has lofty dreams!
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